^Incorrect, but only the older episodes! > Is obsessed with everything Pinkie but is NOT in love with her like everyone seems to think! v Will have a pony avatar
^ Doesn't live in a pineapple under the sea? < Also doesn't live in a pineapple under the sea. v Does live in a pineapple under the sea?
^ Is Pinkie Pie obviously on shrooms > Is praying to Odin that shroomed out Pinkie Pie doesn't do anything strange to him v Will prey to their god that I will not find them too soon.
^Likes gators? < Didn't kill the topic? v will kill me when they next have the chance? (In an RP sense)
^Is going to eat me <Is saying farewells because I'm soon to be eaten vWon't care that I'm being eaten
^Was, prior to being eaten, a Weird Al fan < Is a reliable source of information, as he owns a map v Is going to receive very helpful information
^Is in denial that he's renting the map? <Has built in GPS, UPS, and RPS. v doesn't know or care what the last two Positioning Systems are.
^ Is clearly the leader of this page; he has the biggest hat. < Has no need for positioning systems, he tells the map where HE is. Is also eating a banana. v Will arrive and slip on a comically discarded banana peel.
^Is wrong < Has no slip feet, and not the leader of this thread v will be annoyed I bumped this thread?
^ Needs to learn the difference between page and thread > Is not annoyed, but thinks pages are delicious, especially ones from Twilight's books. v Will receive a fantastic reel of thread.
