^ Has probably gone to bed. > Does indeed work a day shift, and has just finished. v Works a night shift. OR a day shift.
^ doesn't I don't know what that is. < is susceptible to pressure however, so proabably v can bow with me
^Bows before a corndog? <Bows before no man, woman, dog, cat, rhino, wasp, cow, chicken, duck, hippo, squirrel, pony, monkey, mouse, pokemon, digimon, and so on and so on. v Will take a bow just because?
^ Is so afraid of cooties, their vocabulary has been reduced to one word > Is afraid of cookies v Is afraid of their impending mortality.
^ is correct < is paying very close attention to advancements in cybernetics for that reason. v would be a cool cyborg with me
^ Will hopefully be successful in his quest for cybernetically enhanced existence. > Will be investing in robo-shutter-shades at the soonest opportunity. v Will eventually become 300% more human than 300 humans.
^Enjoys suckers <As far as my characters back story goes he was human, but ended up as Lioconvoy when the original Lioconvoy sacrificed his spark to save my soul after my original body was dying. It's a part of the characters back story that doesn't get mentioned much. v doesn't care about my character's back story and just wants a pizza.
^ Keeps talking instead of phoning the pizza place. > Hasn't eaten in four days. v Doesn't need to eat, absorbs the nutrients from children's tears. Tears of joy!
^ so close. < can eat if he wants to though. v would read a story of the pony who never ate but could if he wanted to.
^ Should be a professional writer with ideas like that. > Would read the story of the pony who never ate but could if he wanted to, publish it as a graphic novel, adapt it into a terrible movie, then reboot it into an awesome one. v Has a very impressive umbrella collection.
^ is wrong > doesn't own an umbrallel V will make an adorable slave pony sent from my phone using Taptalk 2
