^ Has a silly hat > Mommy says I should stay away from Danger, she's prone to bad stuff. v Has a mommy too?
^ is afraid of danger. > Has a mommy but everypony knows not of her~ v Should invest in some awesome games.
^ Is a master at Russian Roulette. > Of course not. I don't feel like I should play it. v Will feel better after a hug. *hugs*
^ Kinda looks like she's already played it, with her hooves at least. > Feels grrrrrrrrreat! *hugs back* v Has an incredibly fly smoking jacket.
^ Needs some nicotine elbow patches for his jacket. > Can touch his nose with many things, in many interesting ways. v Can't touch this.
^ Lives too far away (presumably) for me to "touch this." < Is making a post at this very moment, right here. V Does NOT have a time machine handy.
^ Makes a post here for sure > Is most certainly without a time machine. v Will take joy in exploding the hideout of every crook everywhere... possibly.
^ knows I am very thorough < doesn't miss a spot with his special technique v has a special exploring technique to
^ Should know my exploring technique involves putting on a fedora and a leather jacket, then running headlong into dangerous ruins. > Hates Nazis. v Has a superior exploring technique?
^ nope.avi > used to be an adventurer, then took an arrow in the everything V has also played Skyrim Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota
^ Hes arrows in his knee in the most overused gag ever. > loves Skyrim. v hes ever heard of tai quan leap?
^ Is auto-awesome for Skyrim > Has indeed played Oblivion. Loves the Dark Brotherhood missions to no end~ v Should should know to "Bring out your dead!"
^ Is a Monty Python fan? > Thinks the Dark Brotherhood quest 'Whodunit?' is one of the finest quests in the franchise. v Thinks otherwise?
^ Has good taste in Dark Brotherhood quests. > I personally love the 'Whodunit' mission. Killing in secrecy and watching he NPCs squirm in fear. No feeling is better. The final kill is even more rewarding when done after killing everyone else with discretion. v Does anypony else enjoy the cold love of Sithis?
^ likes it cold < needs it hot or at least uncomfortably warm v was dissapointed by skyrim's dark brotherhood
