^ should be careful with gangsters < got pretty good at minesweeper while being bored in computer class. v secretly preferred digimon to Pokemon.
^ WRONG! > wants to be the very best, like no one ever was. V tried to be the best, but ended up being the worst. Sent from my pet rock using a Toyota
^ should bring me doughnuts < has to free his friends from jail. v has one of those cakes with a key in it.
^ Has friends in low places. > Has one cake with a key in it, and one with a bomb in it, and has forgotten which is which... v Should probably be able to figure it out.
^ should just listen to which one is beeping < knows bombs don't beep naturally it was a safety feature put there by man. v baked a map into a cake but lost that one.
^ Grows natural, organic bombs in his garden. > Has found the map! v Can peel a potato just by looking at it.
^ has a special map map. < undresses things with his eyes all the time, especially potatoes. v likes to lay in the sunshine
^ Had better keep that undressing to potatos > Prefers to lay in a bed. v Wears cat flavoured pyjamas.
^ is asked to please stop tasting my things < didn't make them out of cat. v should stay out of the basement
^ Is against real fur pyjamas, fur some reason. > Can't stay out of the basement; as we all know, it's where the best things happen. v Wears a helmet when going to the food library.
^Probably smoked pan if they called it a food library....but is correct. > Is a drunken angry midget leprechaun. v Smokes pan everyday.
^ Makes odd assumptions <?> Does not smoke, does not drink alcohol, does drink far too much soda pop. v doesn't care which was the arrow faces.
