^ Isn't very good at keeping secrets. >Only doesn't know 'cause he wasn't listening. v Fishes with dynamite.
^ Is correct, sometimes uses toasters, and large lamps to fry them to make smoke cod. >Is inhumane when fishing. V Hates fishing.
^ Has some personal vendetta against fish. > Only hates fishing 'cause he's inhuman when fishing, and lycanthropy hurts. v Enjoys making wooden furniture for hamsters.
^ Will have to be careful not to go mad with power... > Knew he shouldn't have walked through that propeller! v Likes to stomp around pretending they're a dinosaur?
^ Is really scary! > Would totally be crapping his pants, if he were wearing any. v Has also run naked from a dinosaur after testing his new product?
^ Apparently has many birthdays. > Is not overly keen on public transport of any kind. v Has capsized at some point?
^ Hell, are people here psychic or something?! I was canoeing and thought it be funny if I rocked the boat.....I was wrong. > Is going to get embarrassed soon. V Most likely knows what I mean.
^ Is, um, like, really 'excited' by the thought of capsizing or something? > Is hopefully wrong about what you mean. v Throws spoons at the moon?
^ Knows that forks don't fly high enough. > Always gets knives stuck in the clouds. V Fears the evil of the Spork!
^ Better not throw any knives at my clouds! > Has been terrified of sporks since he used one to gouge a guy's eye out. v Exclusively uses those funny little dessert forks?
^ Is unsurprisingly wrong! No body knows about my spork collection. >Has a spork collection and cleans them daily. V Will try to steal my sporks.
^ Will wear them out with all that cleaning! > Wants nothing to do with sporks! The horror, the horror.... v Is heading into The Heart of Darkness?
^ Is horribly incorrect...at least I hope so > Will not get involved in all the spork business v Will write something about this
^ Is wise to avoid the sporks. > Will write an Orwellian style novel about the happenings of this thread. v Will make a film about it?
