^ Seems to be spreading the anti-spork propaganda! > Due to conflicting beliefs of the Sporks I believe when I make this amazing movie it will be pro-spork propaganda! V Will agree with me and side with the sporks.
^ seems to want ponies on his side with sporks < has no idea what to do about it v hopes they don't have to follow the sporks argument
^ Is inexplicably devoid of spork opinions. > Needs to stop the spork war machine, at all costs... v Is a spork sympathiser!?
^ Is playing right into the spork's hands. > “Choose a life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers... Choose DSY and wondering who the **** you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit crushing game shows, stucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away in the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, ****ed up brats you spawned to replace yourself, choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that?” v Enjoys Trainspotting?
^ is a ranter... >Isn't sure what Trainspotting is... unless it involves keeping an eye out for trains. v is also confused about a lot of things?
^ hit me in the head < sees more sparkles then usual v dreams of one day riding a giant corgi into battle.
^ Will be ok in 10-12 hours. Probably. > Has only simple dreams... v Is working tirelessly on weaponizing the yo-yo.
^ dreams of weapons < gave up after the accident with the fire yo-yo v would volunteer at the puppy and firework factory
^ Gives up too easily. > Would indeed, provided the fireworks and the puppies remained separate entities. v Is armed and ponderous.
^ doesn't trust a puppy around fireworks. < is unarmed, just legged. v would loose to an octopus in a boxing match.
^ Oh God! He's got an arm off! > Once lost an octopus in a boxing match. v Can't tie their laces unless blindfolded.
^ Has the highest stuffiness count... > ...which means that I have a lesser amount. v Is more open to the idea of group skipping?
