^ Isn't into pumpkin carving. > Isn't sure just how lazy you are, but is probably just as lazy, if not more so. v Likes carving pumpkins, putting them on their head, and then running around scarring children.
^ Nah pumpkins is too messy and smell bad. >Prefers dressing up as the Axis with friends. I call Adolf Hitler! V Will be our little Benito Mussolini.
^ Has Adolf Hitler's phone number. > Thinks the Axis powers have poor hair, prefers communists; go Che! v Juggles monkeys with extreme prejudice!
^ Is the Watcher in the Water. > Is not a communist as such, but is sympathetic to the ideology. v Is similarly sympathetic towards LaVeyan Satanism?
^ is a communist sympathiser < doesn't know what that is, but it sounds cool so sign me up. v doesn't have a pen
^ Should probably sign in blood or something. > Unfortunately my huge pen is being repaired. v Prefers quills.
^ Must know a guy who knows a guy. > Tried to buy some, but the store only had sofas left. v Wants a sofa?
^ Needs one more sofa to complete his giant evil sofa robot. > Needs some feathers to throw into a fan, so will do the trade. v Needs an umbrella to stop all the feathers being blown at them.
^ Is one step ahead. < Already has a umbrella and has it set up for the waves of feathers. V Will help me in my time of need.
^ Will probably not be available when I'm ready to help. < Is currently munching on a very nutty granola bar. V Sometimes feels like a nut.
^ Likes to eat healthily. > Does sometimes feel like a nut, but a hairy one; like a coconut or something. v Sometimes feels like a vegetable.
^ Has never seen the world from a carrot's perspective. > Likes to protect cucumbers from their natural enemies; the Pandas. v Likes to wear grass skirts.
^ never stooped to think that maybe the cucumbers deserve it. < thinks they would probably be a little itchy, but would try anything once. v isn't allowed to wear plants because of their religion
^ Could wear underwear under the skirt, to reduce scratchiness. > Is an offshoot Rastafarian, and therefore obliged to smoke any plant that gets within 5 feet. v Likes to blunt the knives and bend the forks.
^ shouldn't smoke bananas < doesn't like to do it, is just bad at using knives and forks. v surely has accidentally damaged cutlery
