^ Should go to cutlery class. > Once managed to blunt a spoon. v Has been hunted by a maniac with a spoon.
^ Likes to have some rhyme in his room names. > Hunted the buffalo to near extinction with a single wooden coffee stirrer. v Trained the killer Dodo that drove it's own species to extinction.
^ was really angry at some buffalo for unknown reasons < he taught me as much as I taught him. it was poetic really v is the last of his kind
^ Has been in a relationship with a Dodo few would understand. > Is one of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. v Heats streaky bacon in a trouser press.
^ is giving context to his signature < doesn't know what that means but it sounds yummy so yes. v puts hats on rabbits
^ Is not familiar with the wonders of the trouser press. Or streaky bacon. Or both. > Puts sun hats on them in the summer, and bobble hats in the winter. v Has a monopoly on the rabbit hat market.
^ has a collection of seasonal hats. half the seasons anyway. < likes to be the hat piece in monopoly v would like a monopoly playing rabbit
^ Is a big business hat wearing type. > Would like a Monopoly playing rabbit; he could be friends with my Risk playing dog. v Is a city dweller; probably an above ground city at that.
^ has a high standard in pets < live more above ground then you would think. v wants to live in a cave
^ is more above ground then ponies think. < does thoroughly love the idea of living in a cave. v is about to buy a 10 ton gallon of lube?
^ Should move to Spain; they actually do that there. > Might do, if I can find some to help me use it. v Would like to assist me in lubricating all the walkways in and around my home?
^ is taking slip and slide to a new level < will help as long as he gets to try them out first v knows lube doesn't grow on trees and finds that wasteful
^ Would like to the world's best slip n' slide < Does think it's a waste because I think it should be for close relations with a certain somepony~ <3 v wants to join their queen in 'fun time'~ <3
^ Is keen to learn. > Will tell explain that an arboretum is like a tree museum. v Will give me an apple?
^ likes apples more then strawberries < has lots of gift wrapped apples for such an occasion v uses shiny tin foil to gift wrap
