^ Is always prepared; may be a boy scout. > Knows that it's brilliant, 'cause you don't even have to use tape! v Is taping this conversation?
^ has a wire finder < makes good money taping things for the USSR, and the cia, and the illuminaty. v would like in on this sweet deal
^ Likes to play the field. > Would like in on this, as long as he gets a sweet codename. v Has a sour codename?
^ should know a rose by any other name would smell as sweet < likes green apples despite their sourness v has a secret spy language no one can understand
^ Did the impossible. > Can't find upside down on his keyboard. v Couldn't find upside down on a map.
^ searched hard. < didn't but found a place called rand mcnally v should know that in rand mcnally hamburgers eat people.
^ Has a knack for finding strange things. > Hopes he will never accidentally wind up in Rand Mcnally. v Dreams of one day waking up in the Earl of Pembroke's trousers.
^ would need a boat first. < tried to look him but apparently he never had a photograph taken. v probably just made him up.
^ Is not familiar with the English Peerage system. > Knows that there has been an Earl of Pembroke since 1138, and that most of them probably had trousers. v Prefers the Duke of York?
^ doesn't know trousers were a recent invention < was made a duke, but lost it after going mad with power. v knows egg yolks are high in cholesterol
^ Actually got his power because of his madness. > Consumes plenty of yolks. V Likes to wander about?
^ consumes all those poor baby birdies to gain their power. < isn't allowed to wander off by myself anymore :c v is prepared for a survival situation
^ eats reptiles too. hopefully not cute ones. < will never stop wearing fun hats. v is gonna wear those yolks if they be mean to my hats.
^ Has a fine selection of hats. > Doesn't think the one with the sparklers was appropriate for that funneral though... v Still has nightmares about that funneral.
^ laughed when the widow ended up on fire. < has a dream catcher to protect him from nightmares v knows the conscience just holds you back
^Is wrong.It helps. >Is using 3G instead of available WiFi here.Sea cable is off. vIs rather cute or awesome.
