^ needs more fingers < has found many uses for a swinging cat. v knows with the right technique they make an excellent flail.
^ Should patent the Swinging Cat. > Finds hedgehogs work better, if you attach some string to them. v Rides an antelope to work?
^ learneded the value of string < rides a goat, not just a short fat antelope :I v knows with a bit of string you can take one gun and turn it into 5 guns.
^ Travels in style! > Tried that once, but Moe hurled verbal abuse at me. Then sued me. v Likes to stop and smell the roses, even though he's a firetruck driver.
^ had five guns, should of been fine. < knows you have to momentai v knows roses smell better then burning orphanages
^ Used a fancy word I don't know. > Agrees for the most part, but once saw a burning orphanage built entirely of oak shavings. v Has a bat-pole in their home.
^ must of enjoyed that smoke < regrets the bat shape to it. v is coated in a fine layer of liquid bees
^ Now has many ripped trousers. > Rode through a swarm at quite a speed, and now feels yucky. v Paints himself purple, and dances naked on a harpsichord.
^ Is both accurate and terrifying. > Once threw a rock at the moon and it came back, does that count? v Likes to take his Frisbee on a walk to the park, and throw a dog around a bit.
^ has to touch the moon before it counts. < has a dog that likes to fly. if she didn't like it then why does get all cute and shivery when I do it. v met an alien once.
^ Confuses being thrown with flying. > Thinks he might have done, but is pretty sure he got his mind wiped. Had a sore butt too. v Likes to throw ice cream at other cars when driving at high speeds.
^ sounds like a romantic alien encounter < knows higher the speed the better the splat~ v helped a tiger break out of a zoo once
^ Is an ice cream aerodynamicist. > Did do that, then regretted it as he ate the dictator I was with at the time. v Travelled back in time and did loop de loops in the Wright brothers' plane.
^ should of just dressed up as the dictator and take over where he left off. < accident'y killed the third one, but it was pretty easy to cover up. v hacked the internet
^ Is like a murderously inept Dr Who. > Once attacked his router with a machete, if that's what you mean. v Listens to jazz whilst crying over pictures of clowns.
^Is wro...Wait.... >Really like chips and fats.Eat them 24/7, but never get fat.Seriously, IDK what happened. vlikes cats.
