^only so I can leave 500$ tips to good waiters. <is actually a human with a spider mask. V is super shocked.
^ Has a very convincing mask. > Is super shocked, on account of having peed on electrical Superman. v Dances with wolves. Usually a fandango.
^ done the same thing to superman I would've < isn't big on the fandango but that's what the wolf wants. v likes not getting hit by runaway rickshaws
^ Is very considerate of the wolf's desires. > Does enjoy that, it's one of his favourite pastimes. v Likes to inspect kumquats for blemishes in their spare time. Has quite a collection of malformed kumquats now.
^ Caught me. > Misunderstood and thought stranger danger was a good thing. v Has a van which contains much candy.
^ likes to visit the candy van < gives it out for free. v can visit, but no screaming... in happiness from all the candy it hurts my ears.
^ Is crossing the line... between generosity and lunacy. > Prefers to hurt ears by biting them. v Is an elaborately disguised carrot cake.
^ shouldn't bite it's not nice. < is elaborately disguised he forgets his true form long ago v crossed moon river in style
^was supposed to keep the moon river a secret <stylishly emptied the moon river (can't make the symbol) almost drowned in the moon river
^ assumes I can't swim < got tired to continue it's wider then a mile. v just uses copy and past for this bit.
^ Doesn't know that I tricked him into thinking that! > Would be more worried if he could see the sun; it's night-time. v Has performed poetry for money on the streets.
^ said I was right. < preforms many things on the street for money. v preforms poetry for free like a chump
^ is assuming things <is apparently a chump v tried to sell poetry (I can't believe all that was, was a friggen v)
^ Fell into the v trap. (took me a bit to figure it out too.) > Did try to sell poetry, to the Pinball Wizard. v Flies about slapping the backs of pony's heads .
^ seems angry < knows that the sky is like international waters, you can do whatever you want there v saw a cat chasing a dog once.
^ Should know that international law is no excuse for his airborne debauchery > Did indeed. Granted it was a tiger and a pug, but... v Enjoys throwing valuable reptiles.
