^ Is a glass pitcher. Full of margaritas. > Scored some glass with a special glass scorer once. v Once glassed a planet.
^ Thinks I turned a planet into glass. < Has the best glassifyer machine this side of the Mississippi. V Wants to be my Mississippi Queen, If you know what I mean.
^ Is very well equipped. > Is hoping you're referencing the Mountain song. v Likes climbing mountains?
^ Assumes I climb mountains for fun. < Attends mountain climbing conventions. V Will polish my mountain climbing trophies.
^ carries around a whole can of polish for just in case < likes shiny things too. v can polish my shoes~
^ could be if he really wanted to < has a collection of many from all over the rug store v is also picky and has a hard time finding a good rug
^ Has a large rug budget. > Is picky about rugs, but luckily only has room for one. v Lives in some kind of rug-filled palace made entirely of rugs.
^ could have more room if you moved the statues of rugs. < prefers to call it a fort. v dressed up as himself one time
^ needed a hug < has since bagged it and is keeping it for emergencies v you plan to suck all the air off the earth wont work on me~
^ even has a stash of maps to all his stashes < knows full well they can turn on you at the drop of a hat v has a well trained hat.
