^ Can draw on me anytime~ > May gave helped the police with their sharpie-proofing... v Once worked in a mine for a sentient Christmas tree.
^ came up with a pretty complicated plan just o I'd draw on him < was paid with presents so that was cool I guess. and the whips was fun. v wishes pokemon were real so he could make out with them
^ Now associates Christmas with whips. > Thinks making unwanted advances on enslaved fighting animals might be a step too far. v Once tried to shift a snowman, but ended up melting him.
^ doesn't know they like it < liked water man more then snow man anyway v has a skateboard made of cheese
^ Just drank him up. > Does, but doesn't know how to skateboard and is lactose intolerant :C v Has a sled made out of sugar.
^ should know I don't tolerate intolerance here. < did until he crashed it into what is now known as lemonade lake. v has a literal mothball
^ Should be more careful when sledding near lemon juice lakes. > Has never actually seen a mothball. Thinks they're a myth. v Was once a tailor for the fanciest of Yetis.
^ makes a strong point about the existence of these mysterious objects < was until he stuck me in the ceiling by my feet and I had to magic my way out v has a fancy lawn mower you ride on
^ Didn't really need to cut his arm off like that, his suit is now ruined! > Only has several barely working regular lawnmowers. v Knows that tree's have bark worse than their bite.
^ could put them all together into a super mower < gets splinters from their bark v lives in a house mad of tree corpses
^ Hopefully wears his special helmet. > Only ever tried it once, and it had no saddle. v Wants to to be really, really, incredibly good looking.
^ doughts the cuteness inside him! < cannot be attacked by ferrets because I did nothing to harm their kind. (But seriously, I've gotten to pets some a my local Pets Mart. They are cute and energetic.) v Wishes to have ferrets as pets?
^ Lives near a Pet Mart. > Thinks his dog might not be cool with that. V Has a dog that lives in a fridge?
^ has a dog that's little prejudice against ferrets < has to keep him cool somehow. v is worried about my overly, Hot Dog :3
^ has a heat management problems. > Something that I can't remember. v Has a magical enchantment book?
