^ Is delightfully cruel x3 > Will try his bestest. *throws food dye on the dress* v Thinks I did good?
^ Thows food dye on the dresses~ < Puts my muddy hooves all over the dresses and giggles~ "You did well TRP~" v Runs away before we get caught~
^ Said my name at the crime scene! > Now definitely has to run away! v Will help me with this new problem?
^ Is considering it... for a price... < Already have it taken care of~ v Should be happy to know it seems we go away without a hitch~
^ Has been busy. > Is fairly happy, but was kinda looking forward to a high speed chase. v Has some new nefarious plan?
^ Likes high speed chases~ < Nah. I'm just going to eat this pizza and soup. So good~ v Will enjoy some food too?
^ Is eating pizza and soup? Mind blown. > Nope. Is having a nice drink though. v Has some other strange food combo?
^ might be drinking alcohol < doesn't think that french fries and a chocolate shake is all that strange v wonders about us ponies sometimes.
^ Is consuming yet another meal that confounds me > Is starting to wonder about many things... v Has always wanted to tell a cab driver to 'follow that car!'
^ Enjoys wha-? < Would like it to have chili too but that's me~ Chili Cheese Fries are the best~ v Enjoys informing TRP of new things?
^ Chili Cheese Fries are awesome (I have a picture you might like Poison) < Enjoys playing with TRP v Wants to have some fun.
^ Should know I enjoy playing with them too > That's pretty much his life's goal, yeah. That and not being eaten by a crocodile. v Has a slightly more noble life goal?
^ Is lucky to not be eaten by crocodiles... < Is hoping to make it in this world as Ruler of Euestria... maybe one day. v Is currently enjoying some sort of breakfast?
^ Would be best Equestrian Ruler! > Nope. Is having a nice cup of tea though. v Is probably drinking coffee and/or grapefruit juice?
^ Loves his tea~ < Will be enjoying a cup of dark roast coffee in a moment~ v Is enjoying something that is new?
^ Loves her coffee > Doesn't like new things; they scare him v Likes throwing shredded paper in the air and pretending that it's snowing?
^ Knows it's what the professionals use! > Will so long as it's my favourite Wiggly Tomato~ v Likes sneaking into peoples houses and putting all the dvds in wrong cases?
