^ has turned to the dark side for their cookies~ < would be more than happy to help out~ v will be the first victim to the plans we lay?
^ SOMETHING WENT HORRIBLY WRONG < Is being chased by his own minions. v Will oversee construction of a giant evil blimp to be our Headquarters?
^ forgot to pat his minions and is paying the price~ < already owns a flying blimp hideout~ v will find out why Derpy hasn't been around lately?
^ Derpy decided to go on an adventure, but never came back < is too scared to find her v might find Derpy?
^ Might be right. < Will send my Minions to go find Derpy, just as soon as I regain control over them. It may not be going as planned. v Is hiding Derpy.
^is very much incorrect < has a small collection of pony figurines, which count as toys. v has two different Discord figurines, like I do?
^ Not quite. < Only owns one MLP toy, a stuffed Pinkie Pie, which was a gift. v Once had a dream involving one or more of the Mane six?
^ yup, just a few nights ago, actually < wishes she could dream about it again~ v will help me fall back asleep?
^ wants a book on tape of Ben Stine reading the dictionary? > Just woke up v It's past their bed time.
^ I'm gonna stay up forever! < Is about to go play some games using the ever declining power of last gen consoles. v Owns the walking talking Pinkie Pie toy?
^ f*yay!* that! < knows who After Words is. v listens to emo (the good stuff, not that Hot Topic noise)?
^ I didn't even know Emo was a genre of music. < Needs to better learn how to master music. v Plays an instrument?
^ HAHAHAHA GOOD ONE!!! < doesn't start school until next Tuesday v already graduated from high school
^ HEYLL YEH! FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! < Probably shouldn't be a firefighter. v Must fight Tirek. How will you prepare yourself?
