Well, you should be more careful; most guards don't just hug you when they realise you're not just a box. Learnt that the hard way.
One of my less successful attempts to overthrow Celestia. I don't like to talk about it. *tickles TDF as a distraction*
*is tackled D:* She's very boring. And she turned me into a statue for a thousand years. Neither of these things endear her to me.
The statue part I can understand, but she did also free the next time you were turned to stone. Also she trusts you now.
Trusts me? Ha! She'd be a fool to do so. And you do realise I was awake for those thousand years? Honestly, it's a wonder I didn't go peculiar. *turns the floor to soap and skates about*