wake up with the avatar above you in your bed (what is your reaction)

Hmmm..... Maybe it has something to do with the law there.

 

Yes! It's Celestia! Celestia and her evil plan to see all the ponies with no pants on!

 

That sounds about right. But why'd she do that?

 

Celestia's a pervert.

 

Oh, Celestia how could you do such a thing?

 

Through her telescope usually.

 

This is just getting weird.

 

........

 

That's why you have to pull the handle for it to work.

 

This handle? *pulls on Dash's idiot handle*

 

*is being pulled on* Yes, that one.

 

*shakes the handle about above his head*

 

What's that for?

 

I'm trying to make the truth fall out! *keeps shaking*

 

*holds the truth in*

 

Hmm, looks like I'll have to resort to more... extreme measures...
*puts Dash down and tickles her*

 

* laughs like crazy *

 

Laughter? That's not the truth! *tickles more*

 

Okay fine, what truth do you want?

 

How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie roll!?