wake up with the avatar above you in your bed (what is your reaction)

They are my dinner, silly. Nomnom

 

Not your dinner, their dinner.

If you're gonna be a cannibal, at least be a classy one. Buy them a nice Chianti or something.

 

I guess ur right.

Go home noname, i have no bits.

Still hungry, and he played hard to eat too

 

Perhaps you should put out an ad. Seemed to work for that German guy.

 

Yeah. Man he got a lot of buisiness

 

If you can find a magic mirror pond, you could copy yourself then eat them/you. Victimless crime. Totally not going to result in deep emotional trauma.

 

Ooh yeah where are this thingy is at

 

I'm not sure; I don't need a magic pond to copy myself. You'd have to ask Pinkie.

 

Do you know where i could find her?, wait can i eat one of your coppies?

 

I wouldn't recommend it. It would likely have unfortunate results. It also wouldn't be cannibalism, now would it?

I could probably copy you if you want.

 

Oo lets try it, cause siriously i dont care what i eat. Besides arent you part pony anyway?

 

If you count horse as a pony, then maybe.

Ok, lets do this. *puts on lab coat, conjures up phonebox looking thing* Get in.

 

She tastes of candy floss!

 

*looks at them weird*

 

What? Who? I wanna taste.

 

No, I'm not on your menu.

 

Damn! *Gets into box*

 

*turns female* hugs?

 

*pops out for a quick hug, and licks face* mmm. Xani is right

 

*sighs* just don't bite