wake up with the avatar above you in your bed (what is your reaction)

Plan B? *tilts head*

 

Hostile invasion.

 

Your wiggling will not save you from certain destruction once my kumquat army arrives!

 

Is that a challenge? I can fight back you know~ I've been building up my power from this place.

 

A challenge? No; a simple statement of fact. The victory of the mighty kumquat empire is assured!

 

I don't know what you think you can do? My magic has gotten to a level that I could halt the invasion if I wished to.

 

Invasion? They are already here; in the markets, the shops, maybe even your own fruit bowl...

 

My own fruit bowl!? *eats the kumquats*

 

Do you not recall what happened to Ridley? *kumquats burst out of RD's chest*

 

Nah, I didn't pay attention to it.

 

That's good. Let's me maintain the element of surprise.

 

Oh, I don't like where this is going.......

 

If you're worried about tickling, don't. I don't have arms.

 

I'm so glad that I turned you into a kumquat!

 

I'm not. This form makes me very melancholy.

 

Well, if you're not glad, that makes me even happier!

 

Oh. Okay then.

 

You seem upset. Hugs?

 

Scadenfreude is fun.