... Have we reached that stage in which we "I'll travel to space and put a flag ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEETCH"?
I'd rename N.A.S.A to L.U.N.A (Landing on Uranus Next Autumn) then replace all the normal rocket fuel with a substitute that is rainbow coloured, so that when it reaches the sound barrier, it creates a sonic rainboom.
I'd create Fillydelphia and spend most of my days on the playground, shooting b-ball outside of the school.
I'd make it so that in the USA, instead of a social security number, you get a pony identification number.
Using the minds of the top scientists, geneticists, and quantum physicists I would use the Large Hadron Collider to divide Pinkie Pie by zero and turn the entire population of the planet into Ponies! Muhahahahaa!!
After you turn every single living thing into a pony variant I'll use that machine of yours to turn the adequate people for the job into Celestia and Luna, then tell them to travel to space and put a flag ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEETCH!