Then I could finally stop beating people with their own selfie-sticks. What if Noah had to resort to some strange quantum event in order to fit all the animals on his ark?
We wouldn't be dreaming of a white Christmas. What if Rainbow Dash had an older sister that she kept a secret from everypony because said sister was 20% cooler than she was.
Then said secret sister would be 44% cooler than the rest of us, and that's just too cool. What if we had Winter Wrap Up on Earth?
that would imply snow wouldn't melt. and a lot of places in the world would go through bad droughts what if, all humans were transported to the future?
We'd all be transported to a future where all the humans had disappeared at some point in the past; basically we'd all end up living in a version of Earth that looked like New York in 'I am Legend'. What if yoghurt is just a myth?
people that like it would all just be eating rotten milk like the crazy people I think they are. what if the moon decided it wanted to go hangout with a different planet?
We'd convince ourselves we are fine without it, then make weepy-drunken-late-night phone calls begging it to come back. What if all doors everywhere were suddenly replaced with bead curtains?
that would be a sign the hippies have won D: what if, dinosaurs are still here they are just good at hiding.
That would explain the gigantic turd in my back garden. What if all the police around the world were replaced with Mounties?
Then the cops would start saying "sorry, eh" before beating unarmed minorities. What if the moon really was made out of cheese?
That would be some old-ass repugnant cheese. What if they changed the law so driving NOT under the influence was a crime?
There would be far lest stupid people and far more smart people walking. What if Rainbowdash had an older brother who was the complete opposite of cool. A King dork so to speak.
then viewers would have a hard time telling them apart. what if, your best friend was actually 2 kids in a trench coat.
That would explain why he never stops staring at my neck. It gets real old. What if Futtershy was actually Rainbowdash's older sister, but the two don't talk about it.
