Then the sayains cannot transform! Yay! Oh crap... I forgot the tides require the moon... What if I told you that Q and Discord were the same person?
I would tell you we are, in fact, different pages of the same book. What if instead of becoming an Alicorn, Celestia made Twi into a Draconequus?
That would make me get up and throw my arms in the air. I'd say "That's it, I'm outta here!" What if I declared that green beans were your new lord and savior for all times?
I would declare runner beans the new Satan and worship them instead. What if all the conspiracies were true?
I'd be so happy, I'd literally explode, sending Batman into an even greater depression. What if playing a song on an ipod summoned the actual band?
I'd play disturbed 24/7 it that was the case. What if I told you Batman doesn't care about the crippled?
I would ask you to go find Superman instead. What if I told you the only reason I watched Batman was to see the Joker and Harley Quinn?
I would give you thumbs up because Harley Quinn rocks my socks! What if I told you that Poison Ivy was right behind you?
I would have to remember not to kiss her. just keep it to licking what if, cats and dogs use to be best friends but a misunderstanding tore the species apart.
The misunderstanding would probably be the cat's fault. What if master wasn't tricksy and false? (Ninja'd, but I'm stickin' with it.)
you would have a high edible level. what if, there is no space, the stars are just painted on a wall and the sun is just a big lightbulb. and we are just lied to.
Then we've literally been throwing rockets at a wall and Newton has a lot to explain. What if we were all really nothing more than a dream?
Santa Clause is a Pony? What if Twilight Sparkle took a vacation and left Sunset Shimmer in charge of her palace.
