Then a Castle Siege would be happening everyday. lol What if I told you that everything you knew was governed by changelings?
I'd tell them to get in line behind the Greys, Illuminati and the Silence. What if squirrels were actually explosive?
It would have happened two or so years later. The political situation was already that unstable that it was literally on a timer for someone to do something like that. What if birds devolved back into Dinosaurs?
I'm sure that scientist would gun down every one of them for Science! What if I told you that you are a french fry?
Then I would find cooking vegtebales fun. What if Gustav II Adolf didn't die at the battle of Lützen?
Well they better get long because I love both. What if the world was taken over by the Order of Nonsense?
he would rule with a bouncy rubber fist. what if, there was a reverse microwave that made stuff cold good.
It would be used for my ice trays. lol What if I walked up to someone and randomly shouted "Team Three Star!"?
they would be confused. or would get it and then you would high five. it is 50/50 what if, plants turn on the vegitarians for always eating them.
I would wish for more wishes. or for the dragon to let me ride him. what if, dogs could fly they just don't because they are scared of hights.
I would tell you I have your brand. but it'll cost you. lots of snuggles what if, the chickens don't want to wear pantyhose.
I'd laugh and say "wut?!" What if you found yourself on a ship and you find out that a Xenomorph is there?
I'd follow around the most competent person and do whatever they say. sidekicks usually end up okay. what if, bottle caps became the new money