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  1. MorphinBrony

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    Damn. There goes my plans for the next two hours.

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    He would kill us all and save us all for fun.

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    It better rain peanut butter afterwards.

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    I'd probably be hurting if a car or bike was thrown at me.

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    Then you'd still die from lack of atmospheric pressure.

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    Then you could become a super-politician!

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    Then I would be doing it all the time.

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    It isn't?

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    It isn't?

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    I think the Fluttershy Mat would be the cutest sentient mat evar!

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    Then I'd still favour tea.

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    everyone would drink it anyway
    just like all other controlled substances
    although I'd be part of that for once. yay coffee~

    what if, hot coffee and cold coffee combined to form the ultimate coffee
     
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    Then it would have been hiding in plain sight all along, as tepid coffee.

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    I'd want to know who drugged me.

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    Sugar Belle would win; Pinkie isn't a great baker, Mr and Mrs Cake are.

    What if tvs could also emit smell, as well as sound and light?
     
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    Then smellovison would be a thing. Bad repercussions could happen form such a invention.

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    We'd all be dead.

    What if I ate this muffin?

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    You'll have had cardboard that tasted better.

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    My life would be ruined.

    What if I had no lungs?

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    your life would be more ruined.

    what if, ponies layed eggs?
     

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