What if......

My fridge would be full


What If ISIS Was a conspiracy set up by the US Government to get support to Re-invade the middle east.

 

Then they're being redundant. They can invade anywhere at any time, so long as it's an easy target.

What if My Little Pony Gen 1 was just as good as Gen 4?

 

Then it'd still be going, and we wouldn't have Gen 4.

What if some dropped emulsifying agents on Greece?

 

I would be amazed, on account of them having no common border.

What if chicken's clucking was actually due to the pain of egg laying?

 

Then the skies would be filled with flying wieners, and it would look like some kind of Freudian nightmare.

What if toothpaste actually causes tooth decay?

 

With my amazing new windi-paint, it is! Yours for the low low price of $69.99 a can!

What if TV shopping was the only way to buy stuff?

 

Then I'd do more watching.

What if when you win, you get to watch more?

 

It would have to be a big washing machine. And I'd probably drown.

What if clowns are actually angels?

 

They could haunt us forever.

What if I didn't have a life?

 

Then it wouldn't have to end.

What if I didn't have a lamp?

 

you would have a dark room.
What if I stole your food?

 

I would just get another.

What if I had the real life Fluttershy in my hands?

 

She'd probably get all shy and make 'eep' noises.

What if ponies invaded your place of work/school?

 

Police will come.Eww, bloody.

What if your pillow became a unicorn?With wings? D:

 

It'd be an uncomfortable pillow; I'd probably get bucked in the head. Again.

What if flowers can talk, they're are all just asleep 'cause their beds are too soft?