What if......

It would explain why mine didn't protest when I dressed him as a Christmas pudding.

What if Christmas happened every month?

 

Then they'd be even more annoying freeloaders.

What if peoples lives had actual soundtracks?

 

Then people's themes would be playing for every emotion!

What if... none were safe from the invasion of the changelings?~

 

I'd be cool with that, they seem like a cool bunch.

What if you could see the actual wind?

 

Then we'd be blind all of the time

What if 1+1=3?

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Then 3+3=8 (it's logic)

What if I was a girl?

 

I dunno lol

What if I really did have a dollar for every time I heard that?

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You would have more than 1 dollar

What if I was a cute pony and decided to kill you for no apparent reason?

 

I'd be okay with that, as long as I got a hug first.

What if Dragons are real, they've just been hibernating underground for thousands of years?

 

They are real, dude, I have one as a mailman.

What if you had all seven Dragon Balls?

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What the hell are those?

What if this was all a dream, and nobody you know really existed?

 

I'd wake up sad.

What if Judgement Day really happened on August 29, 1997, but we don't know that because the Terminators put us in the Matrix?

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I'd rather not know; blue pill for me thanks!

What if all cyborgs in the future look like Arnie?

 

Then all the girls would hook up with cyborgs.

What if every girl in the future looks like Lara Croft?

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Depending on which version of Lara, everyone would have their eyes poked out.

What if the sandwich had never been invented?

 

What if Chuck Norris ate Taco Bell?

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Then there'd be no more Taco Bell.

What if the chickens rose up against us?

 

You would be praised for achieving the worlds most impressive yet pointless feat.

What if you had a superpower, but it was just tap dancing really fast?