What if......

They'd be a lot harder to see out of.

What if rocks were all really soft?

 

Then I'd try to just sleep, but it'd be really hard 'cause of all the yelling.

What if cats and rats actually have a secret pact?

 

Isn't that the plot to "Cats and Dogs?"

What if Gilda was actually nice?

 

She's not? Honestly I've never seen the eps with her. ^^;

What if Golden Delicious turned into a female unicorn every time he ate a golden delicious apple.

 

He would find some way to fight crime with this new-found ability, and give himself some apple-based hero name.

What if dogs were battery operated?

 

The battery cartels would make billions.

What if the apocalypse started next Tuesday?

 

I would watch Apocalypse Now until the title was accurate.

What if someone changed the beginnings of the names of all the days of the week to types of fruit?

 

Then Garfield would hate Mangoday.

What if everything in your fridge expires next Grapeday?

 

Then I'd have to go Roman all over it's ass.

What if all the leather in the world actually comes from one giant super-cow?

 

I'd stop wearing leather

What if a super cow invaded Ponyville?

 

Applejack would wrangle it.

What if Applejack was a city slicker?

 

Her routine wouldn't last very long; she only wears a crown and a necklace.

What if all the ponies wore clothes?

 

I'd be confused.

What if Rainbow Dash went Super Saiyan?

 

She already did. Remember the Rainbow Power thing?

What if life was completely meaningless?

 

Then that Monty Python film's title wouldn't make any sense.

What if fires burned cold?

 

To a robot normal fires are kind of cold.

What if everyone was really a robot and didn't know that.

 

Then spontaneous combustion could finally be explained by electrical shorts.

What if dogs could drive?