What if......

Then obesity would skyrocket.
What if chickens could scream?

 

They would become even more delicious. Scream for me, birdie. SCREAM FOR ME.

What if people's paychecks reflected the difficulty of the job and how well they did it?

 

Then I'd probably get payed about the same as I do now XD
What if chicken isn't actually a flavour, it's just an analogue for lack of flavour?

 

You've been watching the Matrix too much.

What if G4 Rainbowdash found Rarity hanging out with G3 Rainbowdash.

 

She'd go drink a glass of Brain Bleach.
What if the two sisters(Celestia and Luna) switch bodies?

 

They'd have to go on a four day ether binge in order to cope.
What if rubber ducks are actually the REAL ducks?

 

I'd be glad I never touch the stuff.

What if the real Pinkie Pie died young and the one we know is secretly a Decepticon spy?

 

It would explain why she sometimes transforms into a music shop.
What if Futurama is actually a factual documentary?

 

I would answer it with another question.
What if this isn't a question?

 

Then it be Jepardy.

What if Rainbowdash was secretly an effeminate stallion.

 

Then we'll all blame you.

What if I had a Smartphone?

 

then you'd be successfully living in the present.
What if the Vikings had airships?

 

They'd be Sweeps.

What if Fluttershy is actually a stallion but fell into the spring of drowned mare during flying training?

 

I would hate her now.Just kidding.My interest will go down a bit, however.

What if MLP ends after season 5?

 

It be a hot time in the old time tonight.

What if Rarity enjoyed "Red rum"?