What if......

Then I wouldn't be blue.

What if Tia was banished by me?

 

We might as well be walking on the sun.

What if there was a law in place that said all people must worship Derpy?

 

Crescent would be telling the truth...

Crescent Pulsar is a friend of mine over at fukufics.com who is always saying she's everyone.

What if Corn Dogs ruled the .... never mind what if they just ruled New Jersey.

 

That would be a massive improvement to New Jersey.

What if we were all already dead and just didn't realize it?

 

Then we'd probably all be living the next Tim Burton film's plot.
What if, in the future, cardboard becomes a valuable commodity?

 

I'd be a millionaire. I don't throw away my cardboard and save it to be recycled.

What if Will Ferral(sp?) was in a good movie, and he actually knew how to act.

 

Then people might get confused between him and Will Ferrell, one of the finest comedic actors of all time.
What if China didn't produce fake copies of all new tech?

 

Then my computer would have been a lot more expensive.

What if instead of trying to make peace with those ISIS bastards, we just nuked them from orbit?

 

We'd be sinking to their level. Honestly I don't ever see a nuke as an answer to anything.

What if Rainbowdash was actually a sage and only pretended to hate books.

 

Then she'd be even more devastated than Twilight by (Uh, spoliers I guess, if anyone on here hasn't watched season 4 through yet) the destruction of the Library Tree.
What if H.P. Lovecraft's stories were actually just factual accounts?

 

Then we'd be seeing stuff like this more often: Sailor C'thulhu

Incidentally that picture had to do with where my avatar came from. http://www.fukufics.com/viewtopic.php?p=444214#p444214

What if changing avatars cause you to change?

 

Then I would become Luna at some point

What if I was Luna actually?

 

Then I'd be using this as my avatar:

What if you involuntarily read your signature text at the end of every sentence irl?

 

I would always laugh.

What if discord was never a Dirtbag?

 

Then I'd be nowhere near as interesting.
What if Luna never got her flank handed to her by her clearly inferior Sister?

 

Didn't that already get asked? The world would be hell and we might as well be walking on the sun.

What if a mistype buy a poster cause your username to be changed to match the mistype.

 

Then I'd stay away from you; you managed two in that last sentence, and I've no interest in becoming toasty reaper poly :derpe:
What if everyone acted like their mum was looking over their shoulder all the time?

 

The adult entertainment industry would die.

What if it became legal to slap stupid people?

 

*slap*
What if everyone monologued like noir characters?