What kind of zombie would you be and why?

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  1. Bounty

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    I wouldn't deny that I was bitten, that would endanger everyone in the party. But there is... another choice...
     
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    I could be a hybrid mercy zombie/hunter. Be interesting to put them out of there misery rather than killing the for no reason.

    You still turn though.


    *pounces random dude.Sees you*WAAAAAAAAAAIIIIHHHHH!!!(THAT HELL IS THAT?!)*Runs*
     
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    Do ghouls from Fallout count?
     
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    I'd say the zombie that I'd like to become, but you've probably never heard of it.



    Hipster zombie.

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    #24 Echoax, Sep 22, 2012
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    I guess so.

    Im going to ignore you know.
     
    #25 Sparkypony, Sep 22, 2012
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    Why? I'm on topic.

    Hipster Zombies are great. It's also Ironic, you just don't understand. Really, this is a legit zombie type.
     
    #26 Echoax, Sep 23, 2012
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    Ok how about a crimson head?
    [video=youtube;BemN4CyDszo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BemN4CyDszo[/video]
     
    #27 LyonKS555, Sep 24, 2012
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    Commit suicide before becoming infected/bitten and thus zombified.

    I'd be useless in a Zombie apocalypse, even as a zombie.

    - - Auto Merge - -

    You so special and unique. You don't eat brains, that's far too mainstream.
     
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    I feel people are missing the hipster zombie joke.

    people are media zombies. Get it. A hiptser zombie would be ironic because they avoid the mainstream.

    I'd wanna be a hipster zombie if I had a choice.
     
    #29 Echoax, Sep 24, 2012
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    But I thought it was funny, regardless if I missed the true intent of the joke. All I can imagine is zombies wearing wide rimmed 'nerd' glasses and posting pictures of their meals via instagram to twitter.

    Meals being corpses.

    -edit- Claiming they're infected by some other super special zombie virus that makes them completely unique to other Zombies.
     
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    I could do that as a zombie
    "Found this dude digging through the trash.Pounced him and ate his liver."

    So this infection makes them irritating whiners?

    Not implying you are one. But thats what i've gathered from reading about hipsters.
     
    #31 Sparkypony, Sep 24, 2012
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    no, they become media zombies. They start to follow the mainstream. People in the mainstream are like zombies. Maybe you have to be hipster to understand.
     
    #32 Echoax, Sep 24, 2012
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    Maybe.But hipster is stupid. Media is also stupid. Its called being in the middle.
     
    #33 Sparkypony, Sep 24, 2012
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    Ah, I see. I understand that amusing concept, but for some reason in the early hours the more intellectual jokes take longer to sink in. I enjoyed the other take on it though.

    Good show, old chap.
     
    #34 Sinderlocke, Sep 24, 2012
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    WOW RUDE and ow my feelings.
     
    #35 Echoax, Sep 24, 2012
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    I would be a doppleganger zombie.
    Because sort of original.

    Also I could be Sparkipony.

    Sent from my Transformer
     
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    That turned out pretty funny in the end. I give you no prize.


    Ow my lack of empathy. I said hipster is stupid.Not you.
     
    #37 Sparkypony, Sep 24, 2012
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    Especially since 4 people were logged in at the same time.

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    How does that work?
     
    #39 Sparkypony, Sep 24, 2012
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    but I AM a hipster. You just called me stupid.

    me=hipster

    Hipster=stupid

    therefor

    me=stupid.
     
    #40 Echoax, Sep 24, 2012
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