Really? Wow. I've never nearly died but, When I was a little colt I once fell out of my family car while we were driving. I was lucky to only end up bruised and learned to always buckle my safety belt.
When I was a little colt(I mean, like nearly baby or so), I played those awesome java games on my mother's Samsung.
When I was a little filly, my grandmother played Super Mario Brothers with me all the time. No online existed back then so yeah. Offline multiplayer only. lol
When I was little, I actually believed all that crap about how "Anyone can grow up to be the President! Even you!"