Forever alone is worse, you can at least do something about the stalker. Eating a whole rotten apple pie, or juggling rotten apples for a whole week.
Juggling the apples, At least you wouldnt have to get your stomach pumped. Going to school just in underwear or telling your mom you don't like your christmas presents?
My mom can handle the criticism so school, here I come! *strips* Mauled by a bobcat or felt up by an ugly drunk?
mauled by a bobcat is way worse. watch Monty Python and the holy grail 300 times in a row, no breaks, or watch the scene from pokemon the first movie with Ash turning to stone?
Pokemon the first. I like a good cry now and again. Eat balut(unborn baby duck fully developed) or a fishes sperm sack. Just so everypony knows they are both lagite foods
Fish's sperm sack definitely sounds like the greater of two evils. Be nude in the snow for 10 minutes, or be geared up for snow in Death Valley for half an hour (during summer, in the daytime)?
Seeing as I've been nude in the snow for 10 minutes before, I'd say dying of heat exhaustion in death valley is worse. never seeing color again, or never hearing female voices again (you can still hear male voices)
Color, if I couldn't hear female voices watching mlp would lose that much fun. Dying by car or by bieng crushed slowly
The itch. Being forced to go to a Justin Bieber concert, or being forced to go to a Lady Gaga concert?
justin bieber would be worse. at least lady gagas silly outfits have a modicum of entertainment value being kicked with a cleat or kicked with a steel toe shoe
I can say from experience with both, the steel toed boot is more painful. Forgetting how to read and write or forgetting how to speak?
forgetting how to read and write totally worse lost in a wide open area or stuck in a small enclosed space
Both are delicious. Still, I prefer lasagne, so I guess that makes spaghetti worse. Moldy bread or rotten apples?
rotten apple. I ate a piece of moldy bread and didn't realize till after the fact. long line to the bathroom or unable to go to the bathroom
ugly stripper, a nurse could still do her job hotdog on a hamburger bun or a hamburger on a hotdog bun
Hamburger on a hotdog bun would be worse. Not enough hand space. Which would be worse? Having no wifi for a year or having to go without socks for a week
