No wifi for a year. Being stuck on in the desert with no cell service BUT sitting $664,000 or only being a dollar away from a free buffet?
Desert with no cell service and 664k. When I make it out, I'll still have the money. Forgetting all of your online passwords or forgetting where you left your car?
Forgetting my passwords. I've been screwed over more than once in that regard, but as for my car, I'd find it eventually. In regards to getting plastered: Throwing up everything but feeling fine in the morning, or not throwing up at all and having the world's worst hangover in the morning?
Losing my flash drive! I can fix my computer, but my flash drive is a cute Finn The Human flash drive that I got for Xmas living near your friends and family but have no job at all for the foreseeable future OR live 2 states away near no one you know but you have a job
this is a hard one but I would have to say living 2 states away from Family and friends Losing a game controller or losing a TV remote
4chan I can understand reddit jokes at least. burning your mouth on a cookie fresh out of the oven, or eating a week old stale cookie.
Burning cookie. At least the stale cookie doesn't damage your taste buds. Going to a terrible concert with someone you like, or going to a great concert with someone you hate?
Horrible concert with someone I like is worse. At a concert, music counts more than people who are with me. You don't go to a concert to talk with people, you go for the music! All you clothes were stolen or all your books were stolen? What's worse?
Clothes. Clothes must remain. Having a whole group be disappointed in you, or having one friend be disappointed in you?
id say group... The more people I disappoint the worse I feel Sore Throat or completely blocked nose?
depends on the ratio to slowness and painfulness. but probably that one. to much rain or to much snow?
fired. without a job you'd end up losing your car anyway. a fly in your food, or a fly in your drink.
eating expired food. if I could survive on it, I'd be down with only eating once a year. and it would make the food taste even better. trying to read a book with every other page missing, or watching a movie missing every other scene.
Reading a book with missing pages. I can name eleven popular movies that are missing scenes, so it must not be all that bad. Your favorite restaurant closing or your favorite snack food being discontinued?