Expired McDonald's. I go to Taco Bell at least once a week, and I've never gotten sick, nor has anybody that I know. Tillamook County Creamery Association vs. Colony Brands, Inc. in a cheese making contest.
Tillamook. It tastes that good. Link vs. Dr. Ivo Robotnik in a test to see who can eat the most Octoroks.
The Borg have superior technology, and are much better at adapting in combat. They would win. Samus Aran vs. a ship full of Daleks.
[video=youtube;zfbK_dbsCu0]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfbK_dbsCu0[/video] Food Lion Vs. Harris Teeter
Spiderman if he attacks without warning, Batman if he has time to prepare. Casey Jones (TMNT) vs. Kickass (Kickass) in a fight to knockout.
I have a feeling that Jones would take this fight. Everypony hosts it's first Hunger Games, who would win ?