Korn. Spitfire vs. Mr. Buzzcut (Beavis and Butt-Head) in a drill sergeant contest. Sent from MAH BOI using DINNER
Ponies. Sorry, mankind, try again when you have magical powers. The Doctor vs. Dr. House. Sent from MAH BOI using DINNER
Neither. They would be the perfect couple, giggity giggity. Ezio Auditore vs. Solid Snake with 16th century weaponry.
Snake. Just give him a knife and he'll do the rest. CQC ain't nothing to mess with. Tirek after he absorbed the magic of all four Alicorns vs The Dread Dormammu.
Tie. Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat) vs. Nina Williams (Tekken) in a contest to see who kicks more ass and is sexiest while doing so.
Sonya Blade. Come on, bro. Those legs are killer. *Shot for horrible joke* Dante (With DMC3 Weaponry) vs Ragna The Bloodedge