One trillion gorillas would have a mass of about 200,000,000,000,000 kg. The sun has a mass of 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 kg. Obviously, the sun wins this one. Postal Dude vs Duke Nukem.
Don't be so sure. I mean that's a lot of gorillas. Also the Dude takes this one, obviously. 3 billion trillion gorillas vs the sun.
USA! USA! USA! Ryoko Hakubi at full power with all three gems (Tenchi Muyo OVA) vs. Son Goku at Super Saiyan Level 3.
Sean Connery. He's Scottish, and therefore has a natural advantage. Sheogorath vs. Discord in a pranking war.
Sheogorath; his first prank would likely result in the death or brutal dismemberment of Discord. Hunter S. Thompson vs Pinkie Pie in a terminal freakout contest.