Ratchet and clank. you don't have much time to learn to dance in space. spyro vs sonic in a hot air balloon race.
Dredd. Judi may be a Judge, but he's a Judge, Jury and executioner; that's like two whole extra things! Porco Rosso vs Disney's Robin Hood. (The characters, not the films)
Sorry I was thinking of Vasily Zaitsev for some reason. Baldr; Norse mythology beats ancient Greek. The Hydra vs Cerberus.
The Hydra. Extra heads and a wicked healing factor. Agent Six (Generator Rex) vs. Agent Bishop (TMNT)
Six, barely. The 1987 Ninja Turtles and the 2003 Turtles vs. the 2012 Turtles and the Michael Bay Turtles.
The '87 and '03 Turtles. The '12 boys haven't beaten Shredder yet, and the Baybominations are a liability. Bebop and Rocksteady (TMNT 1987) vs. Dogpound and Fishface (TMNT 2012)
Doesn't Gandalf have that in the bag already? That long hair is fabulous. Hermit Crabs or Crabby Hermits?
Hermit crabs; the Crabby Hermits don't do teamwork Burt Reynolds vs Tom Selleck in a moustache fight.
The answer is best summarised phonetically. HYAH. HYEEEEAAAAH. HUT. HUT. HYA! Link. Right to bear arms or right to arm bears?
Not sure how those two would fight; I'm going to assume it's a court case. Right to arm bears would obviously be an easier case to defend, so that. Bill Murray vs Ron Pearlman in a seesaw endurance contest.
Twilight; no offence to the guy, but Hawking wouldn't be able to move the pieces. Poker's more his game anyway. Sandor 'The Hound' Clegane vs Walter White in a dance-off.
