Will you do this?

I can try damn it! *gives cake and hugs*

Can you save this seat for me?

 

Um... okay?

Will you teach me to make caramelized yams?

 

Maybe. I just have to talk to a guy first...

Pssst. Hey buddy! Can you teach me how to make caramelized yams?

 

Yes, I can do that.

Will you get me the yams?

 

Of course. I just need to talk to my yam guy.

Would you help me fix this thing which is totally not a doomsday device?

 

Yes. I will also give it the capability to toast bread.

Will you help me landscape my garden with dynamite?

 

I thought you'd never ask.

Will you go sign for the six tons of dynamite?

 

Sure. *signs Princess Twilight Sparkle*

Will you wait for me to get to a safe distance?

 

Where's the fun in that?

Will you escape the blast wave in time?

 

Only if I can walk away in slow motion without looking back.

Will you be mad if I tell you this was the wrong garden?

 

Not in the least.

Will you help me do that again?

 

How else are we going to use up all this extra dynamite?

Will you read the address this time?

 

Probably not.

Wanna help me blow up some poor random bastard's garden?

 

I can't see stopping as an option now...

Will you distract that vicious looking dog whilst I set up the detonator?

 

Of course. He's not vicious, he's just misunderstood.

Will you press the button on the detonator while I play with the puppy?

 

Only if I can dive on it in slow motion.

Will you train that puppy to be our accomplice?

 

Absolutely.

Will you come up with a name for the dog?

 

Yes. I think we should name it Blood, after the dog from One Boy and His Dog. Either that or Pat.

Will you make sure he knows not to bite me?

 

Of course. You're just a big ol' softy, aincha Blood?

Will you remind me what we were doing?

 

You were feeding Blood

Can I pet the dog?