Will you do this?

I see no reason not to.

Will you tell me why I just did that?

 

No but I will tell you that I honestly have no clue... and kind of hope that was not my house.. where are we anyway?

Will someone show me a map of our current location? I think I'm lost..

 

Sure, but I don't think you'll be happy when you realize where we are...

Will you tell him, so I don't have to?

 

Sure! We're in Bat Country. We can't stop here.

Will you keep driving please?

 

(To Ridley, I'm a girl but it doesn't really matter.)
umm.. I can keep driving I guess but..
will you tell me what's so scary about bat country.. and what exactly it is?

 

No. However I will direct you to this:

Spoiler: Drug References

Will you tell me the secret Jon Arryn died for?

 

Yeah. He figured out that Cersei was a degenerate brother*squee!*er.

Will you tell me if Jon Snow is really dead?

 

Spoiler: Literal spoiler

Of course he's dead, he got stabbed. Multiple times.

Will you join me in hoping the Red Woman does her thing?

 

I absolutely will. Melisandre, redeem yourself!

Will you laugh at this amusing picture?

 

No. I'm too busy panicking over the fact that it's moving! Witchcraft! Witchcraft I say!
(might also be an arguement to put that in a spoiler, Ridley)

Will you join me in cheering for the dream team?

Spoiler: Throney Spoiler

 

Of course. Huzzah and all that.

Will you give me fifty bucks?

 

No. But I'll get Applejack to do it. *calls in AJ to provide the bucks*

Will you tell me how many talons I'm holding up?

 

None. Those are claws. The talons are on your right hand.

Will you eat this month-old egg salad sandwich?

 

You bet I will! Mmm, aged to perfection.

Will you take me to that island over there?

 

Sure! But I don't think think you'll like Bikini Atoll as much as you'd think...

Will you make me a sandwich?

 

No. I no longer have a physical presence after you left me on that island.

Will you perform some kind of resurrection ritual to bring me back?

 

I know the spell needed, but I need some extra magical help

Would you know anyone able to cast this spell?

 

Maybe, let me see if I still have Gandalf's number...

Will you walk my dog for me?

 

Sure. Dogs are awesome.

Will you order a pizza?

 

Sure, there is one that makes me salivate.

Would you eat Arabic food?