Only if it meant I could choose who to kill and if I could still end my own life. Would you get publicly humiliated by the whole country for 5 billion USD?
Did somebody say candy? Candy? CANDDYYYY!!! Will you bring peace and happiness to the entire world, but you will stuck with a feature phone for the rest of your life.
No... because I already am! Will you seek out the Ring of Power that lies hidden in the Cave of Wonders beyond the Mountain of Doom?
....is Sauron alive? if not..... I am the new Dark Lord! will you trek across the land to save Princess Peach?
What do you take me for, some kind of crazed royalist!? She can save herself! Will you look after my pet brick for a while?