Kioku was talking to somepony when they asked, "What are those designs on your neck and stuff?" Kioku looks and yells, "WHERE THE HAY DID THESE COME FROM!"
As a filly Snow had no clue what her special talent would be. One day her cutiemark showed up.. but it was a question mark. She still has no clue what her talent is supposed to be. (Not being mean, I just think it may be very confusing to have that show up as your cutiemark). She is okay with that though and now prefers that it remains undefined.
(Her special talent is mastery of a different form of magic called Essence Magic.) As a filly, Kioku was sad about having to wear glasses, but now she doesn't mind thanks to a certain phrase: Haters gonna hate!
(it was just "fanfic". Also that's pretty cool) One night Snow had a dream that she was a pegasis, and then an earth pony. She woke up fealing startled and wondering if she somehow changed, but then noticed her horn and sighed in relief.
Once upon a time, there was a pony named Snow. Snow went on a magical journal, killing 20 people and maiming 7 kittens. Snow's current whereabouts are unknown is wanted by 17 countries. The end.
There once a pony named SirSPT, he turned eleven and instead being of being accepted into a magic school, he was tragically crushed by a troll summoned by Snow's evil twin, rasing her kill toll to 21.
During discord's short reign he offered to teach snow chaos magic. She refused though saying she wanted to stay focused on her own magical style.
Snow was lolligagging with her time machine when She accidentally created a paradox causing the moon from majora's mask to break into the real world.
Ovr was trying to attempt a kamehameha, when his friend walked up to him and asked, "How many times have you tried that?" Ovr replied, disappointingly with, "Over 9000."
Snow clicked the "I Agree" box on the ITunes registration, unknowingly starting to steal all of his info and posting it on every website on the internet, giving away any secrets he had. If only he read what it had to say.
Over9000%cooler was sitting on his computer doing his everyday shenanigans, until he came to realize the ugly, terrifying truth. His username contained not only one, but TWO very annoying memes that should have died eons ago put together. Cooler then looked at himself with dismay and thought to himself how much of a fool he was. So he went into his corner and cried deeply until the sun rose again.
RippedOffMattress took a look at his life and realized he was a bit to, out of it, and decided to get better.
Miss Jtrk had a week to save the universe or all ponies would become nonexistent. She was to lazy to get up. All ponies died.
Zero was once a valiant hero, but he got lazy and stayed away from saving everypony, and died while listening to Spazz out while eating a lonesome pizza slice.
