You were kissed by the user / avatar above you, reaction?

Well, alrighty then.

 

You should probably hug it back, or else you'll hurt it's feelings.

 

Fiiiiine. *hugs*

 

Why are you hugging a crab? Who does that?

 

You told me to.

 

Why would you listen to me? I'm a terrible advice-giver!

 

Is that so?

 

As your repairpony, I advise you to ignore my advice.

 

Oh, I see you only make toasters.

 

Well, fix them really...

 

Only if you get technical.

 

I have to. In order to fix them.

 

I can't fix anything.

 

How about you break things, then I'll fix them? Teamwork!

 

Good idea! *breaks a toaster*

 

Finally!
*repairs toaster*

 

That's better.

 

This toaster will now toast and untoast bread.

 

Oh my! :O I'm so happy I broke that toaster!

 

Yes. Now you can change your mind about having toast without feeling bad for wasting it.