You were kissed by the user / avatar above you, reaction?

That's just photoshop.

 

Photoshop never lies!

 

It does too lie!

 

Prove it!
,,,,,

 

*proves it*

 

*bows down to the all-knowing Dashie*

 

Praise the awesome one!

 

*builds a little shrine and hands out leaflets*

 

*enjoys it*

 

*starts a holy war in Dashie's name*

 

*wins*
......

 

*promotes himself to High Priest of the Church of Dash, wears awesome rainbow robes*

 

*preaches for it*

 

*vehemently denies that the church is a cult*

 

*doesn't deny it*

 

*Brain Explodes from uncertain thoughts*

 

*puts Poison's brain back together in roughly the right way*

 

You're doing it all wrong.

 

What are you doing!? You should have made a joke about it not being brain surgery!
Honestly, amateur hour around here...

 

I'm doing the right thing!