-_- You get a missle aimed at you house, when Chuck Norris appears and says he will give you a choice. Narnia with him, or the end of the missle.
The guy in the middle: You meet the Expendables and you are told you have to follow them on Expendables 2. With Arnold Swarchenegger and Chuck Norris.
----------------------------------------------------------------------------^ guy on the way right. You find rarity sitting on your bed, batting her eyelashes.