Man, I wanna do everything I'm supposed to be doing today! I will also sleep as early as possible, and not play a single game again.
Dude... I hate you all... Everything on the internet is for posers... Real life is waking up and getting school work done, and I'll BEAT THE SNOT out of anyone who disagrees with me!
"Dosteovsky and Edgar Allen Poe were just a loser with no #swag. Pink Floyd sucked, they just got high and made lousy music unlike the #yoloswag music I listen too. Imagination is pointless. Like, seriously, if you like try to "see beyond what is apparent" or have a vision for changing the world, you are just a corny chump with no swag juice. You need to get laiiiiiiiid! Writers, authors and creators have no #swag or even juice. I just wanna' chill out with my bros, smoke pot and listen to Lil Wayne. Oh, and maybe later go otter hunting." Discord really got me :Boo:
Being Bi or Trans is a sin. Why was I both in the first place. Also I ain't no geek, I only watch sports and proper movies like twilight and Legally blonde. Ponies aren't for guys and so I bully those who say they like them. I am the lord of swag and I've laid with more girls than is humanly possible.
Not sure if I can ever forgive myself for what I've said under Discord's wicked spell. Read at own risk... "The edited, overly produced radio edit of "Somebody That I Used to Know" in no way ruins the integrity of the original. Gotye is just a hater. Keith Moon was over-rated as a drummer. Fall Out Boy are a bunch of pretty boys who will never get any. Robert Plant? Who is Robert Plant? Is he, like, actually a plant? Oh, he's part of Led Zeppelin? I thought that "Led Zeppelin" was the name of the guy, not the band. Not like I care though. Hippie punks. Young Money > Funk Volume and OddFuture. Hopsin is a poser. Tyler the Creator has no swag juice unlike Drake and his #yoloswag. Eminem was only famous because he was white. Screw raw lyrics and meaningful songs, it's all about who has the most 'stacks on deck' and haters are just jealous cuz they ain't got the money and biddies and honey dips like Lil Wayne."
Life is a hollow and meaningless existence, I'm going to go cut myself with a razor and listen to The Cure
oh no, no puedo dejar de hablar en español que alguien me ayude!:ahh: reads- "Oh no I can't stop speaking Spanish! can some pony please help me!" you know but in Spanish
Classic Music is so much fun! Oh how I adore it. Spiders? EVEN BETTER. I love being alive as I skip through the meadows. Lalalala Sing a happy song with burning bunnies of DOOM. I love burning fan fic ideas... *to be continued*
cats are better then dogs they are cuter and way more useful. and I like not kicking them like footballs.
Hey! I really like normal things and normal looks and normal people! I am always happy and hope that everyone becomes my friend!
