Zecora's Rhyming Scheme

and out of the river came a magic trout,

who saw the arrow flying through the air,

 

And fired at it its lasers which were loud enough for all to hear.

Shocked and irritated, the hooded man drew another,

 

But the trout told him, "man, why bother?"

So the hooded man came to the poor man's side,

 

And with a sharp blade, he ended his stride.

The trout was astonished, and angrily he said,

 

"Man, what the **** you doing?! He's now dead!!"

The hooded turned with a sneer in his face,

 

"You too will be confined by death's embrace,

if you dare to shoot your lasers again."

 

But the hooded man knew the meaning of pain,

and confounded the ponies that drove him to drink.

 

The ponies that caused this inebriation were of the colors white, orange, blue, purple, yellow and pink,

Named Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie, a.k.a. "The Mane Six."

 

So the hooded man had his attitude fixed,

And he walked away from that weirdo fish,

 

And as he walked away to find his wish

He decided to stop walking on the water

 

Deciding instead to pursue his dream career as a potter.

Now, how was he going to go about this?

 

Then he remembered his old friend named Chris,

who worked under a pottery master named Ben,

 

He's the guy in the hut that smells like swill.


His yard is a mess,

 

And he only owned one dress,

which our guy thought was odd,

 

Wait....what smells like cod?




Is there a fish market here?

 

Don't worry, have no fear!

Because Superpony has arrived!

 

Thank you super pony! From this thread we were deprived!


How does Superpony save the day?

 

Superpony saves us all with a big pile of clay.

Now lets all say thanks.

 

Hey! Is that Tom Hanks?



I'm not quite sure...