Zecora's Rhyming Scheme

Hey now, look over there!

Sorry, that was just a distraction.

 

For two days, no interaction,

Let's revive it, it's time to rhyme.

 

Some people act like this thread is a crime.



But they just hate on our skills

 

While they're all busy paying bills,

But we know the only way to spend all day,

 

Is watching ponies, what the hay?!?

Yeah, we're pretty much useless in real life, if i can say so,

 

But that's just what haters think and what do they know?

So now that we're on a roll, lets party up this thread!

 

Ponies are the best, let the word be spread!

I wish they weren't misled, and accepted to watch an episode or two,

 

Instead of wishing ponies to be glue!


What a morbid thought!

 

There are haters to be taught,

that ponies can be cool,

 

Disagree? Well you're a fool.

You need some love and tolerance.

 

and that they don't only include ponies, they too have a mule!
If people don't agree with that, we need to have a press-conference.

Oh well, random fact stated, now what?

 

We should drink vodka, let's give it a shot!

10 shots, Mr. Bartender, please.

 

Only 10 shots? That should be a breeze,

which one of us is gonna get drunk first?

 

That would be me, I'm dying of thirst.

I picked up the drink and gulped it all down.

 

Then woke up the next morning in bed with a clown. (hahaha)

Let's get off the topic of alcohol...

 

Yesterday I had a storm squall,

Today the sky is blue and clear.

 

Beautiful day, so alluringly near.

The trees, the grass, the world so bright...

 

yes, it made me crazy like many others too.

I just could scream like Fluttershy,

 

I screamed like a girl and I'm a guy!

Is that too weird or is that normal brony stuff?

 

its not that weird, but you screamed enough?

because i just yelled at the sky,