9+10=21?

Published by Mister Asmodeus in the blog Asmo's Unsafe Space. Views: 551

(Peladophobian tribute? *shrugs*)
Before we start, I advise you to get a calculator because... we're about to add *squee!* up.
9+10=19
21-19=2
Chihuahuas have 2 eyes.
You need to be 21 to drink Salty Chihuahua.
9+10=21 confirmed.
But wait, there must be more to this, right?
I don't know, but let's find out.
9+10 is 19 but also 21.
21
21 is 20 numbers away from 1.
Mischaracterizations has 20 letters.
Characters. My Little Pony has characters.
Princess Celestia controls the sun.
Sun. Sun has 3 letters.
Triangles have 3 sides.
Illuminati is a triangle.
Princess Celestia has eyes.
Illuminati has an eye.
Princess Celestia rules Equestria, just like the illuminati rules the world.
Princess Celestia created the 9+10 joke to distract you from the Illuminati = confirmed.
Jun 16, 2015
  • Dilly Star
    Dilly Star Jun 16, 2015
    ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
  • Proxy
    Proxy Jun 16, 2015
    *Silently loads pistol* No way! We have to publish this so the world can know!
  • Mister Asmodeus
    Mister Asmodeus Jun 16, 2015
    (Got bored, decided to have my characters weigh in on this. My blog, I'll do what I want.)

    Deo: Wie bitte? (I beg your pardon?) You mean the organization that disbanded before I was born?

    Maya: I guess that makes sense... Uh, what's an illuminati?

    Asmo: I understand now. I see the light! [/sarcasm]

    Dusty: *shakes head and leaves*
  • Metro
    Metro Jun 20, 2015
    Where the *squee!* does anyone find enough time for all this?
  • Mister Asmodeus
    Mister Asmodeus Jun 20, 2015
    In the TARDIS, clearly.
    But wait. TARDIS has 6 letters.
    *shot*
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