Fifty Shades of Grey Review (Or How My Faith In Humanity Died)

When it comes time for mankind to face judgement for his actions, he will be cast into the fires of hell, where he will be constantly tormented for all eternity; not because he killed the dodo bird, not because he committed the Holocaust, not even because he destroyed the Twin Towers; but because he made Fifty Shades of Grey into a feature-length film.

This is the lowest cinema has sunk since Batman and Robin. This is how far Hollywood has fallen. This is why we should never let fanfiction become a book series. This is proof that nothing good can come out of the Twilight franchise.

And I've decided to review it.

God help me.