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She blew into my life like a bat out of hell, and blew out just as quick, but I'll never forget her.
She was the most beautiful dame I'd ever seen. Tall and strong, with curves in all the right places.
They told me to stay away from her. They said she was dangerous. A killer, even.
They said she left nothing but misery and destruction in her wake.
And you what? They were right. But I didn't care. I wanted her. And for all too brief a moment, she was mine.
Our time together was short. A day of flirtation. A night of passion. And then she had to move on.
I don't blame her. A gal that wild, that free, it'd be cruel to try to tame her.
So we said our goodbyes, and she left me, to go break more hearts.
I'll always remember our time together, and even though I know I'll never see her again, she'll always hold a special place in my heart.
Here's to you, Irma.
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I designed a cutie mark for Sassy Saddles and the picture is on EqD!!!
I'm unreasonably happy about this!
The "What's New" button is gone.
It's a minor change, but it still bugs me.
The whole reason I chose Everypony over MLP Forums was the site layout.
It was perfect. It was everything that I wanted a forum to be.
Now everything is different.
So many changes, some minor, some major.
It kinda feels like someone broke into my house and moved all my furniture around.
Everything's still here... but not the way it's supposed to be.
Once upon a time and a half and half man, half spider in the attic with a loaded gun!
Fire the cannon cigarette hanging from his mouth of the river, drop me in the water.
One is the loneliest number of the beast, barking at the blue moon of Kentucky keep on shining on the red rum is gone, why would you say something like that?
I've found a new place to dwell on the past and the future and the explosive present from a small blue creature.
Let them eat cake and ice cream corn on the cob pipe and a button knows the trouble I've seen, it all makes cents now!
No watt eye mean?
Ketchup should never be used on a hotdog.
Thank you for your time.
I just got a call that my rental application was accepted, and I can move in within the week.
It's a great little apartment. 400 square feet, nice and clean with no roaches, and about two hundred yards from the beach.
Spoiler: It's right in this area here.
So, yeah. Things are finally looking up.
...but if you were on fire and I was holding a fire extinguisher, I would beat you with the extinguisher while you burned.
...and I've got to say, that was one of the best books I've ever read.
The level of detail was extraordinary.
Not only did the book tell an amazing story, it managed to set that story in a fully-realized and fascinating universe.
Honestly, the only fair comparison that I can make would be to The Lord of the Rings, and that's not a comparison I make lightly.
If you're a fan of the science fiction genre, I highly recommend reading this book.
Despite considerable public outrage and media disbelief, Discovery Channel decided to air "Eaten Alive."
As it turns out, the title was a bit of false advertising, because the snake had only managed to swallow Rosolie's head before he panicked and had to be pulled out.
“I had very labored breathing which was spiking my heart rate even more because that was stressful,” the disgraced pseudo-naturalist explained later.
The snake, which Discovery claims was unharmed, could not be reached for comment.